I like vodka. I like sunflowers. I drink too much, swear too much & drive too fast. I live for exploring abandoned places. Take me ghost hunting and I'll love you forever. Barnes and Noble is my 2nd home. I wear more glitter than a day shift stripper. I survive solely on Mexican food and mango smoothies. Puns & bad jokes make my world go round. I'll probably love your dog more than you. I'm a professional bad decision maker & multiple people call me Satan.