white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
1. literally just fucking talk to me
2. thats it
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF